Tuesday, January 23, 2024

A Plan Well Executed

 

Present:

  • Abellinut "Able" Ugwistan, 31, Moor Arian Fighter from Septum - Jeff
  • Aulius "Owl" Lucius Decanter, 25, Polytheistic Fighter from Gades - Jamie
  • Elia Ildaria, 24, Basque Pagan Barbarian from Gasteiz  - Richard
  • Luigi Abundus Bertolini, 23, Roman Nicene Priest from Ravenna - Chris
  • Merkel, 24, Vandal Arian Temple-fighter from Gades - Kevin
  • Vanker Polyester, 22, Vandal Pagan Rogue from Gades - Shane
  • Velito Rosso, 24, Roman Nicene Barbarian from Venice - Darryl
  • Victor Koshenko, 24, Alan Arian Thief from Gades - Ian
By Richard


We sat exhausted, the battle won but not without loss. Seven guards were dead (Alonso Gomez, Catalius Ortega,  Marta Valenzuela, Gabriel Peralta, Diego Mendoza, Terence Gallego, Claudius Fernandez) – oh poor Diego, we will miss him so.

Merkel also had a large melon-like lump in his head where he had taken an arrow shot and a sword hit. Fortunately, one of his least vulnerable parts.

The caravan would now be as follows:

VANGUARD (mounted)
Guard Isidro Ramirez
Guard Pedro Flores

ROAMERS (mounted)
Centurion Rodrigo de Avila
Optio Carlos Rodriguez
Decanus Ines de Leon
Signifer Javier Torres
AULIUS (OWL)

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1 WAGON - Supplies
Wagoner Antonio
No GUARD

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2 WAGON - Supplies
Wagoner Carlos
Guard ABLE

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3 COACH - Servants
Coachman Manuel
Guard VICTOR

Attendant Luisa
Servant Juanita
Attendant Esmeralda
Maid Beatriz

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4 COACH - Ladies-in-waiting
Driver VANKER
Guard ELIA

Camila Isadora
Esmeralda Aldara
Lady Isidora Beltrana
Valentina Leonor

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5 COACH - Ladies
Coachman Juan Carlos Vasquez 
Guard MERKEL
Guard Sofisto Herrera

Lady Florinda La Cava
Lady Isabella de Arvandus
Lady Elvira Juliana
Lady Isidora Felicia

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6 COACH - Ladies-in-waiting
Coachman Alejandro
Guard VELITO

Lady Beatrice Octavia
Adela Ysabel
Amalia Seraphina
Maid Constanza

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7 COACH - Slave girls
Driver LUIGI
NPC Justina
Guard Marius Reyes

Servant Isabella
Slave Maricela
Maid Catalina
Slave Zaida

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8 COACH - Slave girls
Coachman Luis
Guard Mateo Cortez

Slave Tetona
Slave Puta
Slave Cono
Slave Perra

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9 WAGON - Supplies
Driver Pedro

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10 WAGON - Supplies
Driver Francisco

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11 WAGON - Supplies
Wagoner Juan
Guard Alan Silva

REAR-GUARD (mounted)
Guard Alejandro Soto
Guard Arturo Miranda


Elia, Victor and five guards had successfully come up behind the six bowmen and launched a surprise attack. Victor blew the warning whistle to alert the wagons as they charged in. Three rounds later, six bowmen and one guard were dead, and the small group was able to rejoin the caravan, which had sped up slightly as planned. (so far, the plan was going smoothly and even Velito agreed).

Big Tree Fallen Across The Woodland Path After A Big Storm Stock Photo -  Download Image Now - iStockAlas, and to be expected, we now hit a road bump (literally). A tree had been felled across the track rendering it impassable. The caravan ground to a stop 100m from it, and we could see a number of heads bobbing up behind the trunk.

Victor bravely volunteered to sneak up on the tree and see what was going on. He did so [ having made is Stealth roll ] and saw four bowmen hiding around and near the fallen tree. Victor came back and told us, and so the guards quickly fanned out to the right of the caravan whilst Merkel, Victor, Elia and four guards darted off to the left with a view of coming up behind the fallen tree.

A few minutes later they, rather noisily, came up behind the tree and charged what were now two bowmen. (no idea where the others went). Merkel took a shot directly to the head but brushed it off, as the rest of us entered the fray. It took three more rounds to kill the bowman, but during the melee Merkel had taken another blow to the head dropping him (a critical had been rolled). 

By the time the fight was over Merkel's unconscious body was looking rather pale from blood loss. 

Victor had tried to bind the wounds but was rather inept at First Aid [skill of 2] and predictably failed. Elia crouched beside the body of Merkel quietly pondering and mumbling something to herself before applying her paganist herbs and poultices. Amazingly it worked [given her skill of 4] and Merkel stopped bleeding and slowly came around.

"Ouch" he exclaimed.

The rest of us started clearing the track.

Meanwhile at the time this fight was going on the caravan was being attacked from the side. (as expected)

Velito threw his daggers, father Luigi scored a good shot using his sling, arrows were released and guards entered the battle. 

Owl could be seen charging on horseback with the "black spear of god". 

When he hit a man, an explosion occurred and the brigand was torn apart. Owl saw the leader (who we later learnt was named Marcus) in his fancy armor and charged. Marcus couldn't escape the spear piercing his back. Another massive explosion and pieces of Marcus rained on the party.

This was too much for the remaining brigands who turned and ran, but not before five were either captured or saved from the brink of death. In all, only three escaped.

"See see – I knew the plan was good" called Velito.

We reassembled and sat exhausted, the battle won but not without loss. Seven guards were dead (Alonso Gomez, Catalius Ortega, Marta Valenzuela, Gabriel Peralta, Diego Mendoza, Terence Gallego, Claudius Fernandez) – oh poor Diego, we will miss him so.

Velito clearly had a little more energy than most of us and began questioning the captured brigands by dubious means. None of them knew or at least were saying much, but we did learn that Marcus was their leader (now dead) and that he had assembled this group a week or so ago and camped by the sacred lake waiting for Lady Florinda.

"Ha it was an organized ambush" said Owl. "Who would have known that we would come here? I must talk to Lady Florinda" Owl mused.

We also searched Marcus' backpack – about the only remaining item of his that was intact. There were various unimportant items of little value but a letter caught our eye. "Can you read this Father Luigi?" asked Owl.

King Roderic of Hispania,
710 AD
The letter was an instruction to Marcus from King Roderic's key advisor Septimus Maximus seeking Marcus to apprehend Lady Florinda and bring her to Toledo (the royal seat) and present her before King Roderic himself.

Much speculation broke out amongst the party. Who knew about this trip? Is Lady Florinda's husband, Count Julian, behind this? The debate went on.

"Elia come and let's talk to Lady Florinda" said Owl. (it would have been Father Luigi not Elia but he had collapsed with marmalade flowing from his mouth and so Elia was the only one who could read)

"Sure" replied Elia walking off with Owl "but I would like to see the spear more closely" Elia requested. 
"Later, but somewhere private" responded Owl "Too many eyes around here"  

Owl and Elia took a private audience with lady Florinda. 
"My trip was quite public" she said "and I was quite open about wanting so bathe in the sacred spring, see shrines, and go to the University of Cordoba." 

"and do you trust Centurion Rodrigo" questioned Owl
"He was assigned to me in Gades – he was one of Count Julian's trusted men"
"and do you trust your husband?" Owl bravely ventured 
"of course," she responded as expected.
"It's just the rumours are that it is a bit rocky" pushed Elia
"It's perfectly fine, Elia – it was an arranged marriage, but its as good as you could expect" she lied. [ Both Elia and Owl made Perception rolls and clearly picked up the lie ].
"And do you intend to still visit these shrines and the university?" Elia asked
"Hmmm – I will need to think about that" the Lady pondered.
"Thank you for your time, Lady Florinda – we'd better get this caravan moving" Owl bowed as he left.

The caravan carried on its way to the main road and after an hour or so found a suitable place to stay the night. We set up camp in a lightly wooded area with a natural stream.

Everyone settled down peacefully with some honey mead being distributed to reward the guards for a hard day. A hearty meal was cooked.

"Owl" called Elia "I want to see that spear" 
"yes, but let's go into the trees and way from camp "said Owl

Owl and Elia went 50 or so metres into the trees and found an open glade. Owl unwrapped the spear and held it adoringly out for Elia to hold. Elia cautiously and inquisitively took it in both hands. As she did her eyes glowed red and a voice was heard in her head – "give yourself to me and I will reward you"

Elia was sufficiently aware to know this was the voice of Geryon (a pagan and ancient Greek demi god) and being pagan herself was willing to submit. As she did so a beam of light descended and grasping the spear she was raised into the air and suspended there. Her clothes caught fire and burned away.

The air was electric and Owl's eyes glowed a deep red. Vanker, who had crept out of camp, stepped forth his eyes also glowing. "The Master is here" he murmured.

Poor Victor had also crept out of camp and was watching from the edge of the clearing. He saw Elia eventually be lowered slowly to the ground – she was naked and grasping the spear. Other than the drool coming from his lips there was little he could say.

Stepping forth he stammered "what's this? What's happening Owl?"
"The Lord is upon us and has blessed Elia – she has become one of us" 
"Buuuuuut why is she naked"
" I have had my soul purged in the fires of the Lord" exclaimed Elia in a strangely deep voice. As she did this, balls of fire leapt from he mouth barely missing Victor. This scared the shit out of Victor and somewhat surprised Elia. That surprise quickly turned to a satisfied smile. 
 
"Let me hold the spear and be blessed too!" said Victor nervously. 

At his request Elia handed the spear to Victor, who immediately was thrown across the glade with the spear dropping by his side. As he was thrown he saw visions of dark creatures, backbones being ripped from bodies and people being immersed in flame. Hell itself!

Back at camp everyone had awoken to a loud explosion and the beam of light 50m from camp. 

"The air is alive" sung Priestess Justina. 
"You can't go," Centurion Rodrigo said. "Everyone stays here and be ready."
 
Time passed. Vanker snuck back in; as did Victor. Elia (with Owl's cloak) and Owl came back to camp. 

"The Lord had blessed us through the spear" proclaimed Owl. "Elia has been touched. Hail be"

Victor was totally confused. "Why didn’t the Lord bless me? Why was Elia naked and have flames coming from her mouth? Why were their eyes red?" 

He went and spoke to Sister Justine. He explained what he had seen. 
"You are Arian, aren’t you Victor?"
"Yes" he responded
"Well that explains it – now go and get some rest and don’t worry your simple head"

But worry he did as things seemed to settle back to normality. 

Tuesday, January 16, 2024

Lady Florinda

  Present:
  • MARMALADE Abellinut "Able" Ugwistan, 31, Moor Arian Fighter from Septum - Jeff
  • Aulius "Owl" Lucius Decanter, 25, Polytheistic Fighter from Gades - Jamie
  • Elia Ildaria, 24, Basque Pagan Barbarian from Gasteiz  - Richard
  • Luigi Abundus Bertolini, 23, Roman Nicene Priest from Ravenna - Chris
  • Merkel, 24, Vandal Arian Temple-fighter from Gades - Kevin
  • Vanker Polyester, 22, Vandal Pagan Rogue from Gades - Shane
  • Velito Rosso, 24, Roman Nicene Barbarian from Venice - Darryl
  • MARMALADE: Victor Koshenko, 24, Alan Arian Thief from Gades - Ian
By Richard


Just as we'd calculated, about midday after leaving Nabrissa on the road to Orippo we came upon Lady Florinda's caravan, which had stopped for lunch.

The caravan was quite sizeable. "I'm sure we will be a welcome addition", Elia thought as we approached.

Four horsemen rode toward us and one called us to stop and introduced himself as Lieutenant Rodrigo de Avila. "what is your business?" Rodrigo demanded. 

Our self-appointed leader, Owl, stepped forward and introduced himself and told Rodrigo that we had employed to help guard the wagon and handed over the sealed envelope of instruction.

"Excellent… these roads are dangerous – you lot will help" – "now introductions please"

We went around the group introducing ourselves. He seemed most interested in our fighting prowess. Things had gone fairly well until we got to Merkel. " I'm a fighterrrr", he exclaimed "and I will proveeee it"  - "I will fight Vanker"

Vanker shuffled uncomfortably but things got ahead of him and the Lieutenant seemed rather pleased with this turn of events. Wooden swords were quickly handed out with the other caravan guards and indeed ladies in waiting gathering around. Side bets were made (led by Velito) and the fight began ………. and finished rather quickly.

Vanker made a mighty swing but with Merkel's dodge, hit the ground breaking his sword. Merkel didn't bother to respond. Another sword was thrown to Vanker who immediately charged, tripped, broke the second sword and was rendered unconscious by Merkel with a powerful blow to the back of his head. 

[ Shane – Vanker – threw two fumbles and Merkel – Kevin a critical ] – the fight was over.

"See… I can fight!" exclaimed Merkel. 
"And clearly Vanker can't" said the Lieutenant. 

We brought Vanker around.

"Did I win?" questioned Vanker. 
"Nope" we all exclaimed.

Lieutenant Rodrigo then went about assigning us jobs and wagons. The details were :

VANGUARD (mounted)
Guard Isidro Ramirez
Guard Pedro Flores
Guard Alonso Gomez
Guard Catalius Ortega

ROAMERS (mounted)
Lieutenant Rodrigo de Avila
Sergeant Carlos Rodriguez
Corporal Ines de Leon
Guard Javier Torres
AULIUS (OWL)

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1 WAGON - Supplies
Wagoner Antonio
Guard Marta Valenzuela

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2 WAGON - Supplies
Wagoner Carlos
Guard ABLE

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3 COACH - Servants
Coachman Manuel
Guard VICTOR

Attendant Luisa
Servant Juanita
Attendant Esmeralda
Maid Beatriz

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4 COACH - Ladies-in-waiting
Driver VANKER
Guard ELIA

Camila Isadora
Esmeralda Aldara
Lady Isidora Beltrana
Valentina Leonor

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Lady Florinda
5 COACH - Ladies
Coachman Diego
Guard MERKEL
Guard Sofisto Herrera
Guard Juan Carlos Vasquez

Lady Florinda La Cava
Lady Isabella de Arvandus
Lady Elvira Juliana
Lady Isidora Felicia


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6 COACH - Ladies-in-waiting
Coachman Alejandro
Guard VELITO

Lady Beatrice Octavia
Adela Ysabel
Amalia Seraphina
Maid Constanza

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7 COACH - Slave girls
Driver LUIGI
NPC Justina
Guard Marius Reyes

Servant Isabella
Slave Maricela
Maid Catalina
Slave Zaida

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8 COACH - Slave girls
Coachman Luis
Guard Mateo Cortez

Slave Tetona
Slave Puta
Slave Cono
Slave Perra

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9 WAGON - Supplies
Driver Pedro
Guard Gabriel Peralta
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10 WAGON - Supplies
Driver Francisco
Guard Diego Mendoza

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11 WAGON - Supplies
Wagoner Juan
Guard Alan Silva

REAR-GUARD (mounted)
Guard Alejandro Soto
Guard Terence Gallego
Guard Arturo Miranda
Guard Claudius Fernandez

How Owl got a horse is anyone's guess but we got on our way toward Orippo.

Orippo was 1.5 days away and that time passed relatively uneventfully, except for the normal group antics.

Firstly, what was that 10' wrapped item that Owl has on his horse? He was very secretive about it which of course only brought attention to it. Sister Justina seemed particularly fascinated and was hanging around Owl – "oh well – something to investigate in due course". 
[ Of course, this was the "Holy Spear of God" – which Owl had told Father Luigi he had destroyed but Elia doesn’t know about that. ]

Secondly and more perversely, a number of men seemed attracted to Merkel – raised voices could be head from his wagon. "Don’t – I like girls" – "stoooop touching me". In fact, on the second day there seemed to be an altercation from Merkel's wagon and the driver Diego fell from the wagon and was rendered unconscious breaking his jaw. The horses bolted and the wagon was careering toward a ditch when the ever-present (and somewhat annoyingly smug) Owl rode in and gathered the reins – just in time. "It was underrr control!" shouted Merkel.  

As it turned out Diego had come onto Merkel and this time Merkel had landed a punch, and in rolling a critical, he ensured Diego flew from the wagon. The incident was covered up by pouring whisky on the unconscious Diego and labelling him a drunk. Despite that, a far larger and more menacing driver was teamed up with Merkel this time.

Beautiful Spanish Woman" - Playground
Elia dressed up
We arrived in Orippo that evening and took lodgings at the Orippo Inn. (a much more original name than the other inn – The Crown and Anchor).

Lady Florinda and her entourage took over the entire inn and we managed to secure a room. A banquet was set for that night and the Lady Florinda (who is indeed beautiful of looks and spirit) provided me a dress and allowed her maids in waiting to bathe me and dress me.

I was quite pleased with the outcome even if I do say so myself. So was Velito – that wee Italian man has an insatiable appetite and he's taken quite an interest in the servant girl Isabella from Coach 7….. and me.

We set guards and Merkel again found himself in trouble with guards coming onto him. A nasty rumour was going about that he liked it rough and that his protestations about liking girls was a farce. Eventually Lieutenant Rodrigo had to step in as things were getting out of hand. "shave that moustache off" he told Merkel – "it's like a magnet to the men".
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Merkel
Other than Mekel causing trouble, the night passed peacefully and we head off the next day on he road to Hispalis. It would be two days and what could go wrong with this large troupe?

As we near lunchtime Rodrigo advises us that the ladies wish to bathe at nearby sacred springs. "Of course Lieutenant" pouts Owl as his rides to tell us.

"Dis is stupid – eh" says Velito – "is it your idea Merkel?"

"wah" Merkel responds.

A small side track approaches and Rodrigo beckons us to go that way. "It will only be a mile or two" he says. Down the narrow track we pass two groups of men – one of 6 and one of 12. The first group had one man with rather good-looking leather armour – but generally both groups were ragtag and unarmed.

Our hackles were raised though and we became extra vigilant.
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We arrive at the spring where Rodrigo orders all men to form a guard while the women bathe. Elia offers to stand guard at the spring. The wagons were stopped and horses tethered some 400m from the spring and the guards (including us) formed a formation encircling the lake but (as Velito pointed out more than once) "it had more holes than a hooker" or however the saying goes.

" Dis is not good" Velito once again murmured. "Dis is not a good position is we is attacked".

"Shut up" stormed Owl who was tiring of Velito's voice.

IMG_2944.JPGAs if on cue, moments later four men were spotted slowly approaching the horses with knives in hand. A volley of arrows and a javelin or two killed three and saw one scamper off. "See see" persisted Velito " dis ees not good"


Meanwhile the women were bathing, blissfully unaware of he events unfolding.

Eventually, a guard called out to Elia from some distance "there is trouble – get the women dressed!" 

Arriving back at the wagons Elia asked "what is happening?"
"we were attacked " said Velito – "our defenses were terrible"
"Shut up Velito" demanded Owl "no one was hurt"
"see see but how we get out of here now – there only one way – back the way we came" 


This was true – the only way back was the way we came, and if this was an ambush then there would be at least 15 men, assuming the ones we passed were the likely candidates. Of course there could be more.

"Two of my men are dead" Rodrigo interrupted as he stomped toward us.
"see see the defenses were very poor" Velito volunteered for the 10th time and drawing angry looks not just from Owl but also Rodrigo.
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Elia shoved another thought to the back of her mind – "how did the ambushers know we would be coming down here?". That’s something to think about later.

"I think we should scout out toward the main road" volunteered Vanker. "I will go with you Vanker" said Elia, and in the blink of an eye both disappeared [both made very good Sneak rolls].

The track was about a mile to the main road. 500 metres along the track and just off it to the left were six bowmen. They were well hidden with views of the track. Another 200 metres toward the main road and to the right was a further force of 12 men including the bastard with the nice leather.

Vankar and Elia return to camp some 60 minutes later and update everyone.

A plan is formed – in the usual manner – arguing – yelling – bullying and needless repetition. It comprises

  • We head to the main road with the wagons and everyone on board
  • We fortify the wagons the best we can on their left to protect against arrows
  • 7 people including Elia and Vanker and 5 guards will go inland to the left of the track and come onto the bowmen from behind. 
  • The guards are:
    • Sofisto Herrera
    • Juan Carlos Vasquez
    • Diego Mendoza
    • Marius Reyes
    • Mateo Cortez
  • They will attack when they hear the wagons approaching (and maybe when the bowmen get off their first volley of arrows thinks Elia)
  • They will make a loud sound with a whistle as they attack the bowmen (to alert the wagons) 
  • The wagons will speed up slightly.
  • The wagons are ready for an attack on he right and have put the guards with missile weapons at he ready near the front but hidden from obvious view.
  • Everyone is ready for the attack
  • If it all goes horribly wrong the ladies' wagons (which are near the front) will speed up and rapidly make for the main road while everyone else bravely sacrifices their lives.
"This will go like clockwork" thinks Owl – "what could go wrong?"

"The seven lead by Vanker and Elia will take out the bowmen and we will surprise the other 12 or so with our missile weapons and our readiness to engage"

"We have 7 vs 6 bowmen and 17 (excluding drivers) vs 12 ambushers" (overall there are 24 remaining guards including us and excluding the two dead guards)

"What could go wrong?" Owl thought with Velito's voice ringing in his ears "see see…."






Tuesday, December 12, 2023

Leaving Gades

 Present:
  • Abellinut "Able" Ugwistan, 31, Moor Arian Fighter from Septum - Jeff
  • Aulius "Owl" Lucius Decanter, 25, Polytheistic Fighter from Gades - Jamie
  • MARMALADE: Elia Ildaria, 24, Basque Pagan Barbarian from Gasteiz  - Richard
  • Luigi Abundus Bertolini, 23, Roman Nicene Priest from Ravenna - Chris
  • MARMALADE: Merkel, 24, Vandal Arian Temple-fighter from Gades - Kevin
  • Vanker Polyester, 22, Vandal Pagan Rogue from Gades - Shane
  • Velito Rosso, 24, Roman Nicene Barbarian from Venice - Darryl
  • MARMALADE: Victor Koshenko, 24, Alan Arian Thief from Gades - Ian
By Jeff

"What now then?" wondered Luigi to the group.

"We need to go to the Island and kill that Geryon thing" stated Velito.
"NO!" replied everyone else.

"We still need to find and off that pagan traitor spy pretending to be a soldier" suggested Abel hopefully.
"NO!" replied nearly everyone else.

"Let's skip town and run away to somewhere safe" proposed Owl.
"NO, I think there is more to do here yet" Abel countered firmly.

"Let's investigate the evil well" suggested Luigi, "At least it's close by"
"YES" everyone agreed, and we hurried outside to the well.

The well looked quite normal


The circular well looked quite normal; a series of annular steps descended to the water level and the well shaft dropped away below into darkness.

"A light?" wondered Vanker.
"Let me" responded Luigi, beginning his hour-long prayer to request a miracle.

Everyone waited around until Luigi had created a glowing rock which was then tied onto a length of rope and lowered down into the dark waters. The light illuminated the full shaft diameter and we all peered down into the well as the light was slowly lowered into the depths. 

About two meters down, a strange spike in the centre of the well came into view.

"What's that? whispered Velito.
"It's got a pointy tip" noted Able.
"It's some sort of spike" replied Luigi.

"News" yelled Acolyte Felix who had come out into the yard behind us.
"Bishop Alaric is gathering troops to come and arrest everyone here at the church"

"Time to run away to somewhere safe" proposed Owl.
"YES" everyone agreed, except for Luigi.
"I shall stay and check out this spike" stated Luigi. "You all go, and take Sister Justina with you"

Abandoning Luigi to his continuing investigation of the evil-infested well and the strange spike thing therein, the rest of the party quickly gathered up some supplies and equipment, including Sister Justina from her confinement in her rooms, and cautiously snuck away from the Church towards the centre of Gades. Velito obtained rooms in the Sapphire Scab Inn, and everyone quietly slipped in keeping a low profile.

Luigi squeezes down the well
Back at the Church, Luigi had stripped down to his stripy undergarments and standing on the bottom step of the well had lowered the light down past the spike till the rope ran out of length. He hadn't spotted anything else out of the ordinary, so he fastened the light off at the depth of the spike and slipped into the cold waters. He figured a two-meter dive wouldn't be too challenging. But he hadn't counted on his recent culinary adventures and lack of significant exercise, and he struggled to plunge his considerable bulk down the relatively narrow shaft.

But eventually he managed to drag himself down the wall of the well shaft, get a firm grip on the spike, and with much effort and tugging managed to haul it up. A spear!

A Geryon Spear had been in the well.

"This is the same type of spear that 
Geryon was using" he mused.

"This indeed must be the source of the evil here" he surmised while getting dressed.

As Luigi stored the spear out of sight he pondered.
"I wonder how it got here? Could there be a tunnel to the bottom of the well from the island? No, surely not, it's much too far. And the water is fresh, no salt contamination. Someone must have placed it in there" he eventually concluded.

"Who could have done that? Another puppet of that Geryon creature no doubt"

Just then a contubernium of soldiers arrived from the town militia. They stomped up to Luigi who was standing in the front courtyard, and their decanus demanded that Sister Justina, Vanker, and Aulius be handed over immediately, by order of the "true" Bishop of Gades.

A loud scream of "WHORE" echoed down from Father Valerius's chambers causing the soldiers to look around nervously. One even drew his sword.

"So, where are Sister Justina, Vanker, and Aulius?" demanded the decanus.
""They are not here" replied Luigi calmly.
"Well, where are they then" the decanus shouted.
"I do not know" replied Luigi.
"We shall search the church" the decanus declared, "Show us everywhere"

Luigi showed them around the church, opening every door and letting the soldiers have a good look into all the rooms and spaces. As they entered Father Valerius's room, Father Valerius let out a mighty scream of "WHORE, WITCH, SLUT" from the bed and started to thrash around, spittle flying from his mouth and his eyes wide and bloodshot. 

Stepping back in alarm, the decanus asked "What's wrong with him?"
"Oh, don't mind him, it's just a religious thing" responded Luigi.
"Right then" the decanus replied nervously, "I can see that the others aren't here, we'll be off"
"But, if either of them come back, send them immediately to Marcus at the Arian Cathedral"
"But of course" replied Luigi 
demurely.

And the soldiers left, marching out the front gates and back up the street towards the town.

Luigi watched them go.

"Bloody Marcus at the bloody Arian bloody Cathedral" spat Luigi, "Of course .... NOT. Bloody Heretics."

"Now, lets have a good look at that spear"

Retrieving the Geryon spear from the store, Luigi gathered his thoughts, settled into his contemplative prayer state, reached out for his God, and prayed for a Detect Evil miracle. 

Sometime later (one hour) Luigi opened his eyes to see the spear glowing with a sickly green aura. Nodding his head, he gathered up the spear and carried it down to the furnace. Dosing it with oil, he set it alight and tossed it into the heart of the furnace. Maintaining an all-night vigil, Luigi fed the furnace throughout the night, fully expecting the thing to be destroyed. 

Bleary eyed, Luigi opened up the furnace doors in the morning hoping to clear out the ashes and bury them in the sanctified graveyard. To his shock, the spear was still there, whole and unchanged, nestled in the warm ash at the bottom of the furnace. "Oh crap" he exclaimed.

Meanwhile, back at the Sapphire Scab Inn, the rest of the party had had a peaceful quiet night and were well rested. Even sister Justina seemed quite normal. Following a hearty breakfast delivered to their rooms, Owl and Able snuck over to the church to check in with Luigi and see what was going on. Luigi reported his encounter with the soldiers, his discovery of the spear, its decidedly evil nature, and its resistance to fire and destruction.

"Give us a look then" asked Owl, picking up the spear.

A strange tingling sensation ran up Owl's arm as he grasped the spear. His hairs all lifted along his arms, and the hair on his head briefly fluffed up. Sparks crackled along the spear from Owl's hand out to the tip, and Owl's eyes lit up with a red glow.

"Wow" exclaimed Owl, "Are you sure this is evil?"
"Yup, and we need to get it away from the church in case those soldiers return" replied Luigi.
"No problem" confirmed Owl, "We can hide it in my family warehouse"

"EVIL, EVIL, RUSTY ANCHOR INN, Eeeeevilllll" screamed Father Valerius.

"I wonder what is at the Rusty Anchor Inn?" wondered Luigi aloud, "I will have a quick look"
"You lot wait here till I return" Luigi instructed Owl and Able, "And keep that spear hidden!"

Fortunately, or perhaps unfortunately, the only thing Luigi found at the Rusty Anchor Inn was Vanker, nominally hiding out there, but openly drinking at the bar and raucously cavorting with half the town's compliment of "working" girls. "Oh crap" muttered Luigi, "At least we know where he is now"

What was in the slaver's woodshed?
Racing quickly back to the church, Luigi let Able and Owl know what the "evil" was at the Rusty Anchor Inn. While he had been out investigating, Father Valerius had also been moaning and muttering about "Slavers compound wooooodshed" and "Sapphire scabbbbb"

"This guys knows everything" exclaimed Able, "Let's hope no one actually listens to him"

Owl suggested that Able and Luigi should gather up the party at the Sapphire Scab, for a next step discussion, while he hid the spear in his family warehouse and then met them all at the Sapphire Scab.

Owl unconsciously rubbed his hand along the shaft of the spear, hidden below some sacking, as he hurried off to his family's warehouse. "Evil? It would be evil to destroy this thing" he mused to himself, "It has useful powers. Anyone can tell that. No wonder Luigi couldn't destroy it. Fire, pugh, it's made of fire! So warm to the touch, so smooth, so much potential. I must keep it safe. I'll be able to control it, use it, to help us all"

Arriving at the warehouse, Owl slipped in through the hidden rear entrance and made his way to a dark corner where he knew no one would find the spear. He placed it gently into the corner, tip upward, and just before he released it, he decided to try a small experiment. Grasping the centre of the shaft firmly in his right hand, Owl closed his eyes and bent his thoughts to the island and the creature they had met there. "Geryon" he whispered quietly.

"WELCOME FRIEND" was the immediate response.
"Ah, .... hello there" responded Owl with a small grimace, "Is there anyone over here I can trust?"
"VANKER OF COURSE"
"Yes, but anyone else?"
"JUST RUN ANYONE THROUGH WITH MY SPEAR, AND THEY WILL BE MINE TOO"
"Oh, ah ... right. Um, I think Father Valerius knows about you ... this ... us"
"RUN HIM THROUGH WITH MY SPEAR"
"Um, right ... yup. But we might have to leave town. They are looking for us!"
"TAKE MY TOY WITH YOU, YOU WILL NEED IT"
"Oh yes, of course. Must rush now, talk later ..."

"Wow" thought Owl


Owl stepped back and raised his eyes in rapture.

Twin beams of light speared up into the dusty ceiling of the warehouse. The dust was swirling in a chaotic maelstrom, dancing about like stars in the black void of the heavens.

Then the light faded away and the darkness of the ceiling returned.

 "Wow" Owl thought briefly, then he slipped out of the warehouse and raced off to the Sapphire Scab.

Arriving back at The Scab, Owl rejoined the rest of the party for a discussion on their next steps. Vanker had been summoned from his "hideout" in the Rusty Anchor and everyone was together. The town guard and the Arian Church were hunting for them. Father Valerius was way to accurate with his rambling shouts and mumbling. It seemed that Gades was no longer the place to be hanging about.

Which was all confirmed when Acolyte Felix suddenly arrived through the front door of the Scab, looking a bit flushed, his eyes darting about nervously. He rushed over.

"Father Valerius said you would be here" he started.
"You have to leave town" he gasped, "That false Bishop has declared Owl and Vanker as 
heretic and they are to be tried and killed. Well, just killed really"
"Take Sister Justina with you and head straight to Portus Gaditanus, a few hundred meters over the Gades River mouth in the estuary. I have arranged for you to be met at the Silent Harp Inn and provided with assistance there. Do not linger here too long!" he concluded.

So, thus ended the discussions and a flurry of activity resulted. Supplies for travel and an extended trip were gathered, transport for the "marmalading" party members arranged (a small cart), Vanker concluded his business with the local working girls (just a few minutes), Owl retrieved the spear from his family warehouse, and the party gathered near the town gates ready for a dawn departure.

As soon as the morning dawned, we slipped out of town. Owl and Vanker with hoods pulled up, and Able leading the loaded cart.

"'Orning 'ficer" Able mumbled, "Ust eading ome to Portus Gaditanus afer a appy ight of borchary and tainment"
"You got any stolen sceptres in there?" asked the guard at the gate, "Cause we'll be taking a quick look"
"Ook way" replied Able, "Nofin ere but the ole pig spit n som dunkin sods"

A day from Gades to Portus Gaditanus


It was a quick and uneventful trip down the causeway on the old Roman Road. No trouble with the guards at the Hercules end of the causeway, trundled safely past the Chapel of Santa Teodora, over the Betis Marches, across the Gades River bridge, and safely into Portus Gaditanus before night fell.

We arrived in the middle of the day, found the Silent Harp Inn, and looked around the common room for whoever might be meeting us here.


"Isn't that the pagan witch we moved on a few weeks ago?" whispered Luigi.

Sure enough, Daphne of the Light, who we had indeed moved on from the Christian Shrine at the base of the Gades causeway in our first mission together, was seated in the common room. She was looking very happy to see us, and in fact stood and came over towards us.

Daphne of the Light


"Welcome, welcome" she exclaimed, "I assume you know Felix, and that has sent you here to see me"
"We know Felix" responded Luigi warily, "Acolyte Felix from Our Lady of Perpetual Succour?"
"The very one" chuckled Daphne, "We have an arrangement"
"Oh yeah?" asked Luigi, "Why then did he 'arrange' for us to bust you up a few weeks back?"
"Oh, don't worry about that" Daphne laughed, "A small misunderstanding. He has told me that some of your lives are in Danger. Owl and Vanker, yes?"
"Mayyyybeeee" muttered Luigi, looking warily around the room.


"No need to worry" stated Daphne, "I have arranged for you to take temporary employ with the caravan guard of the Lady Florinda, the wife of Count Julian. They are travelling through to Corduba via Hispalis and Astigi while the Count remains in Gades. He has lost his sceptre apparently!"
"Really?" questioned Luigi.
"So I've heard" replied Daphne, "But you will need to catch them up, they left a few days ago and the country along that road isn't totally .... safe. Best depart immediately"

So, that then was settled. Daphne handed over a sealed letter for the captain of the caravan guard, and we headed straight off. Back towards the Gades river, and then left, heading inland (North) on the Hispalis Road. We travelled for the rest of the day across the pleasant rolling countryside, the sun shining warmly down upon us, and set up a camp just before dark.

"I hope that letter doesn't say 'Kill these traitors immediately'" pondered Velito suspiciously.
"Or anything like unto it" laughed Luigi, "You must have more faith brother!"

Watches were set for the night, which passed peacefully, and we set off at dawn after a quick breakfast. Around mid-morning we passed two bodies swinging from the branch of a tree beside the road. Both male, and apparently peasants by their threadbare clothes. Luigi said a brief prayer and we moved on.

A little further up the road we passed an old half burnt cart on its side beside the road. The smell of smoke lingered in the air, and fresh bloodstains were smeared across the back of the cart. There were scuff marks all around, but no bodies to be seen. No goods or equipment either, much to Velito's disgust.

"You'd think bandits would leave something" he grumbled.
"There has obviously been trouble" noted Owl, "Let's just be a bit more cautious from here on"

An overturned cart ahead
Another kilometre up the road we rounded a bend to see an overturned cart in the middle of the road ahead. Some items had spilled across the road and two figures were crouched behind the cart, which bristled with arrows. Somewhere ahead bandits were hidden and had ambushed the two travellers.

We hung back out of sight while Vanker was dispatched through the surrounding bush to stealthily reconnoitre the scene and report back. 

The standoff at the wagon continued while Vanker was away. We remained hidden. The occasional arrow thudded into the side of the tipped cart, and the two figures flinched every time. But they were safe behind their shelter, unless they moved and broke cover!

Vanker slipped out of the bush to report that there were at least two male bowmen hidden in the woods.

"I got within three meters of one of them and he never even noticed" Vanker boasted.
"Could you have killed him then?" asked Able.
"Sure, but that would have alerted the other one" snorted Vanker.

Just then another arrow thudded into the cart and one of the figures leapt up and made a bolt for the bush on the side of the road. He never made it as a pair of arrows pierced him immediately and he collapsed, only meters from the safety of the bush. A moan of despair came from the second figure behind the cart.

"Save them" yelled Owl, shoving Able and Velito forward.

So we charged, headlong towards the unknown and hidden archers, yelling and waving our swords in a show of competence and bravado. Able, Vanker, and Velito spread out across the width of the road, sprinting forward. Owl and Luigi followed in the second rank, sheltered by the brave warriors in front.

Two arrows shot towards Vanker, the first piercing his breastplate, vest, and chest, while the second ricocheted off his cap.

"Oww" screeched Vanker, slowing slightly, but only to let Velito and Able do the honours.
"Stay down" yelled Able as he sprinted past the cart and the women sheltering there.

Luigi skidded to a stop beside the downed figure, a man, and attempted to help him. But he quickly looked up and shook his head. Dead.

When Velito and Able arrived at the bush where the bandits had been sheltering, there was no sign of anyone. No more arrows were shot at us; the cowards had fled. Murderers!

Julia and her husband had been travelling to Gades, but with her husband dead and the cart effectively disabled and not easily repaired, we convinced her to travel with us to the next town, Hasta Regia. We gathered their items from the cart, buried the body, said prayers, and carried out the appropriate death rituals. Well, as much as could be done without having consecrated ground anyway.

"How about a Holy Cure?" grunted Vanker, snapping off the arrow protruding from his chest.
"The ground is not consecrated here" stated Sister Justina, "So, no, a cure is not possible"
"What if you used a Holy Relic?" asked Owl.
"If we had a Holy Relic, sure, that could be used instead" confirmed Sister Justina.
"Well, I have a Holy Spear of God" noted Owl, "Just saying"
"Impossible" stated Sister Justina, "There is no Holy Spear of God"
"Why don't you try using this?" prompted Owl, unwrapping the Geryon Spear.
"Ha" mocked Sister Justina, "It will not work. But, OK, let me touch it"

Sister Justina gripped the wooden shaft of the Spear in one hand, placed her other hand on Vanker's arrow wound, and went through the Cure prayer rituals. As soon as her hand grasped the Spear, her eyes began to glow and her hair frizzed up. As she spoke the words of the prayer, a red glow began to build up around her hand that was placed over the wound, and as she concluded the red glow transferred directly into Vanker's chest. The weeping blood was sucked back into the wound and his torn skin knitted tidily together. 

"Mmmm" sighed Vanker pleasantly.
"Ohhhhh" exclaimed Sister Justina, "That was ... that was .... Wonderful"
"Brother 
Aulius, you are right" she continued, "Praise the Holy Spear of God"
"Where did you get this mighty relic? Is it the actual spear that pierced our Lord's side?"
"My ancestors met the Lord Jesus you know" commented Able.
"Brother Aulius, you are blessed indeed" gushed Sister Justina, "Can I ... carry it?"

Sister Justina carries the Holy Spear of God
Owl lets Sister Justina carry the Spear, for a bit, and she is ecstatic.

Her eyes glow with the typical Geryon effect while she does, but she is convinced that her own God has bestowed this mighty Holy Relic on Brother Aulius and repeatedly comments about "being bathed in the Holy Light of God". She practically skips along the road singing. 
Able and Velito refuse to touch the Spear at all.

"Too happy" grunts Velito, "Nothing good will come from this"

As we get closer to the town of Hasta Regia, the "Holy Spear" is re-wrapped it its covering and tucked away safety on the cart. 

Sister Justina's glowing eyes return to their normal state, but she remains ecstatic and cheerful for the rest of the journey into the town. 

Taking some rooms in the Hasta Regia Inn, we hear that Lady Florinda's caravan had passed through the day before yesterday, so only a few days ahead now. We are praised for our dramatic rescue of Julia from the bandits, which have been an increasing problem in recent weeks.

The night at Hasta Regia was uneventful and the next morning we set off for Nabrissa, about a day's travel north along the Hispalis Road. 

Nothing much to report about that trip, although the road was in minor disrepair, with significant potholes in a couple of places. In fact, near one excessively large pothole we found a broken wagon that had obviously hit the hole and smashed a wheel. It had been pushed off the side of the road and abandoned. It looked to be a few days ago it had happened. Empty of course!

We arrived at Nabrissa in the early evening and booked into a local Inn. Lady Florinda's caravan was now only a day ahead. We appeared to be travelling at about twice the speed of the caravan, so we should catch them in the middle of the day tomorrow. We had another uneventful night and first thing in the morning we set off towards Orippo, the next major town on the Hispalis Road. 

Just before midday, we spotted a large wagon caravan in the distance ahead. We would encounter their rear guard pretty soon as we could see a few soldiers on horseback between us and the caravan.

Our location when we spotted the caravan






Tuesday, December 5, 2023

Burn Them All!

 Present:

  • Abellinut "Able" Ugwistan, 31, Moor Arian Fighter from Septum - Jeff
  • MARMALADE: Aulius "Owl" Lucius Decanter, 25, Polytheistic Fighter from Gades - Jamie
  • MARMALADE: Elia Ildaria, 24, Basque Pagan Barbarian from Gasteiz  - Richard
  • Luigi Abundus Bertolini, 23, Roman Nicene Priest from Ravenna - Chris
  • MARMALADE: Merkel, 24, Vandal Arian Temple-fighter from Gades - Kevin
  • Vanker Polyester, 22, Vandal Pagan Rogue from Gades - Shane
  • Velito Rosso, 24, Roman Nicene Barbarian from Venice - Darryl
  • Victor Koshenko, 24, Alan Arian Thief from Gades - Ian

By Jeff

We picked Velito off the ground after his beating by Lucius's "negotiation" team and laid him on his bedroll to recover. Sister Justina was summoned and came rushing down from the church to cast a "Heal" (or two) on poor Velito while the rest of the party stood around and "tut-tutted" Velito's unwise approach to dealing with thugs and bullies.

A brief vision overlaid the sister
As Sister Justina waved her hands around over Velito's battered and bruised body, her eyes flashed intensely red, fangs seemed to sprout from her mouth, and the air crackled as the healing aura erupted around Velito, much quicker and much more strongly that we had ever see the Sister Heal before.

"Whoa" muttered Vanker, stepping back and looking around worriedly.
"That was super-fast" noted Able to Sister Justina as she stepped back herself after only ten seconds.
"Nope" she replied, "Just like normal"
"Whoa" muttered Vanker again, stepping even further back and staring daggers at the Sister.


"Maybe the church's enchanted ground has been souped up?" suggested Victor.
"Let me try then" instructed Luigi as he stepped up to Velito and started in on his own Heal.

An hour later he looked up.
"Some of that bruising cured" he noted, "How long was that?"
"Just like the actual normal" noted Vanker.

In the meantime, Sister Justina had wandered off back to the kitchen.
A hasty conversation ensued, resulting in Luigi and Able rushing off to the well to see if anything strange had happened there (nope) and then talking to Acolyte Felix about what we had seen.

"Impossible!" stated Acolyte Felix.
"Go check with 
Father Valerius" suggested Luigi, "And we'll keep an eye on the Sister"

Acolyte Felix headed upstairs to check in on Father Valerius, while Able and Luigi slipped into the kitchen to "see how its going"

As Acolyte Felix entered the poor Father's sick room, he heard mutterings from the bed.

"Bones, bones, whoring bones. Them, them, Justina and them. Arggggh .... snakes" the Father was yelling.

"He said Justina" Felix mused to himself, "Could there be a problem with her? Is he actually right?"

Back down in the kitchen, Sister Justina was just putting the finishing touches to a lovely roast chicken dinner and enlisted Able and Luigi to help serve.

"May as well help if you've nothing better to do" she commanded.

Over dinner Vanker kept a close eye on Sister Justina, but she seemed quite normal. Luigi and Velito had an extended argument about the merits, or otherwise, of gambling, but Luigi couldn't convince Velito to give up his dice.

"Stubborn fool" muttered Luigi to himself.
"Stubborn fool" muttered Velito to himself.

Luigi suggested that Sister Justina try to cast a Detect Evil from outside the consecrated church grounds.

"Ha" she scoffed, "Miracles don't work off consecrated ground. Waste of time"

That night Able received another summons (via street urchin) to meet with Lucius Brutus and hurried quickly off, with Victor along to watch his back.

"Got a wee job for your crew" Lucius instructed, "although your lot might be too namby-pamby to take it on"
"It would involve offing a fella. A nosy prick by the name of Marcus Squirrel" he noted.
"You would find him in the employ of Count Julian, poking his nose where it's not wanted"

"Oh" responded Victor with a wink, "You mean that dirty heretic pagan bastard pretending to be a decent Christian?"
"Yeah", replied Lucius with a wink, "Dat's the one."
"Sounds like a tough sell" noted Able, "But we'll see what we can do"

Arriving back at the church sometime later, Able and Victor could hear yelling from the upstairs sick room.

The whores bones
"Justina ... pagan whore ... bony snake in her ... burn her ... the whore ... penetrateher"
"That doesn't sound good" commented Victor, "I hope the boys are keeping an eye on her"

Checking in on on Sister Justina, who actually appeared quite normal, Victor suggested she do "one of dem find evil miracle things", just in case there was something "lurking round and possessing the Father"

Which she did. In only ten seconds, and with a pulse of red light from her eyes and a flash of fangs.

"Whoa" squealed Victor leaping back, "What the heck?"
"Oh yes" Sister Justina noted, "There is evil out by the well!"
"We'll ... check ... it ... out" stammered Able, backing out of the room, "You just ... wait here"
"WHOREEEeeeeeee" echoed from upstairs.

Victor and Able fled outside to the tents.


After reporting everything to the rest of the party, Luigi decided it would be good to cast his own Detect Evil miracle, which took a whole hour, but did confirm there was an evil presence at the well.

"I'll talk to Acolyte Felix" Luigi stated and hastened off to find him. 

Father Valerius floats up off his bed
He found him in Father Valerius's room, standing with his back to the door and watching nervously as Father Valerius thrashed about in his bed, alternately muttering and screaming about the evil whore and her two evil pimps Vanker and Owl. While they were watching him, the Father actually floated slowly up from his bed, still wrapped in his sheets, his arms dangling down towards the bed.

Acolyte Felix and Luigi quickly backed out from the room.

"Not right" muttered Felix, "What the hell was that?"
"Possession" confirmed Luigi, "Better get that Holy Relic up here right now, and plenty of Holy Water"

The Holy Relic (the Finger of Solomon) was bought to the room and its box opened to reveal the relic. Holy Water was liberally splashed about place, with a decent quantity over the possessed Father Valerius. Prayers were said. But there was no effect, no sizzles or wounds from the Holy Water, no light or tingles from the relic, no screaming or undue noises from Father Valerius.

"Do the exorcism thing" Acolyte Felix instructed Luigi.
"What?" exclaimed Luigi, "I am just a lowly Brother who keeps bees, I can do none such miracles"
"Burn them ... burn them all" yelled Father Valerius.

Luigi figured that the Holy Water treatment would be a sensible action to take to test Sister Justina. She was certainly acting normally, but the strange eyes, flashes of a hideous visage, and much accelerated casting was all very implicating.

Sister Justina was more than happy to subject herself to the Holy Water treatment.

"A good idea" she stated.
"Owwww" she yelled when Luigi sprinkled her though.
"This can't be right" she muttered.
"OK then" instructed Luigi, "Vanker, you're next"
"No I'm f'n not" complained Vanker, backing away.
"Well, Owl then" Luigi conceded.

Owl was outside in the tent, curled into a foetal position with the Marmalade dribbling from his mouth. As Luigi sprinkled on the Holy Water, a quiet sizzling could indeed be heard, and the skin touched by the Holy Water became reddish and aggravated. 

"Let us see what Father Valerius says about this" suggested Luigi.
"Burn them, burn them all" he yelled.
"Better secure you for your own good then Sister Justina" instructed Felix, "Guard, bring the manacles"

Sister Justina humbly submitted to the manacles and was secured in her rooms.

Vanker backed quickly off, and then rushed out into the night, as the guards approached him.
Owl, Marmalading in the tent, was also manacled by the guard, "For his own protection" 

After such an eventful evening, everyone was happy to get to bed and sleep, perchance to dream.

Around 5am, one of the local urchin's snuck into the tent, woke Able, and let him know that one of our group was hiding out in their trash heap, a block down the road from the church.

"Bloody Vanker" muttered Able, as he rolled over and went back to sleep.

In the morning, Able and Victor, more worried than ever about Father Valerius and what he might potentially reveal, decide to head over the the Arian cathedral and see if Bishop Athalaric has any thoughts about the whole Valerius and Geryon Island situation.

The ultimate solution
"Burn them all" he promptly commanded.
"Would you like me to take action against those Nicene heretics at the Perpetual Succour immediately?" he asked.
"Oh, maybe not quite yet" Able responded.
"Well, I shall inform the Dux" the Bishop noted pompously, "I meet with him regularly!"
"Get me word if you want that heretic church burnt to the ground" Bishop Athalaric instructed.

"Wow" Victor commented as we walked back to the church, "Perhaps Vanker had the right idea"
"Yeah, lets get Owl out of there and to somewhere safe" confirmed Able.
"Yeah, and us too" suggested Victor.


Back at the church, Acolyte Felix reports that Father Valerius has not improved at all, and has been screaming about "The whore" and "Vanker in the rubbish" and "Vanker anchored with the busty" and "Maybe the rusty?"

"BURN THEM ALL" echoes down from the Father's rooms. 

Despite Velito's protests, Victor picked open Owl's manacles and Able slung him over his shoulder and they both rushed him away from the church into town.

"I know the Rusty Anchor" stated Victor, "It's a small Inn near the other side of town"

Sure enough, Vanker had obtained himself a room at the Rusty Anchor and was closeted within with three busty wenches. After having to wait for five minutes at his door, we passed over Owl and updated him on the various potential solutions to the current situation.

"Burn them all" spluttered Vanker, "I'm not keen on that solution at all"

The Rusty Anchor
We gathered the party at the Rusty Anchor for a planning discussion.

"We must go to the Island" instructed Velito firmly.
"No way I'm going to that Island" stated Vanker.
"No way I'm going to that Island" stated Able.
"No way I'm going to that Island" muttered Owl from his Marmalading sleep.