Mrs O Smith
Golden Farm
RD 212
Toluene
I’m so sorry that this letter may not arrive for some time since I am forced to
write from somewhere in the foothills of the Oble Range, somewhat Battle of the
small town of Penstoke. I shall drop it off to the Gnomepost as soon as we
return to Penstoke, hopefully in a few days, a week at most.
They are to bury
the ashes of their recently departed father in their family plot on their long-abandoned
farm somewhere out in the wilds.
And what a crew of adventures the
Church has assembled to guard this family on the trip.
There is a giant! Well, a very, very, large fighter; at least 7’ tall, named Nicolas "Bear" Stravros [Ian]. When he sits astride his horse he literally towers into the sky like a tree. And across his back a pair of swords that seem even bigger than me on their own.
And a goddess! Miss Debbie O'Nair, the most beautiful [Stephen] female I’ve ever seen. A half-elven Bard who is absolutely divine with the guitar. I say goddess as she appears often to be on a higher plane than the rest of us and does not seem much in tune with the world around her.
We also have some tiny folk with
us. Two actual halflings. Sam "Scuttle" Stoutfeet [Chris],
apparently a thief, and Gillard [Kevin] a sturdy and stout fighter,
although someone mentioned that he is actually a female!
There are some others, Dexter
the Unknown [Jamie], a human Temple Fighter of Carabou Gorn (aka
Ranger). Myrtle Rust [Andrew] a female half elf priestess of
21, Ouzo Slumpy [Darryl] a male human thief, and Tu Pointyears
[Shane] an elven fighter.
It seems strange to think that it
was just a few days ago on Realday evening that we all met at the Real Temple
Hall in Penstoke and were invited to meet the Coultard family; Mrs Malinda
Coultard and her two boys, Fletch (12) and Morris (10).
One hundred gold per person when
we return after burying the urn of ashes, too easy mother!
It was expected to be about a two-day
trip out to the old farm, and then two days back. But more about that shortly.
In cautious anticipation of some
excitement, I cast my Armour spell (mother, you would love the Armour spell. It
provides damage protection equivalent to wearing that chain mail stuff, without
the actual weight or encumbrance) that night before bed, charged up my magical
power reserves, (mother, have I told you we have to eat these large slimy balls
of goop that they call “grapes” to charge up our power? They taste ghastly, give
you a headache, and cause you to “forget” all the magic spells you have previously
stored up for use) and re-memorised my magical spells.
We set off the next morning, Starday,
up the old Battle track. Bear [Ian] on his horse, Gillard [Kevin,
unconscious and marmalading] and the Coultards on their small
wagon, Myrtle [Andrew] on her white palfrey, Dexter [Jamie] on his
pony, and the rest of us on foot.
The weather was pretty rubbish, overcast and gloomy, and Bear [Ian] said that goblins and some other night creatures could easily be out and about and that we all needed to keep our eyes open.
Debbie chuckled and said that night rhymed with fright, and she could put together a nice verse or two about that, and then spent most of the morning strumming her guitar and mumbling to herself.
Ouzo [Darryl] slipped off
to the right of the track and disappeared into the scrub. Well, I say disappeared,
but there was the occasional swaying of bush and snapping of twigs heading off
towards the damaged wagon. Dexter [Jamie] lashed his pony to the rear of
the Coultard wagon and cautiously moved forward up the track with Tu [Shane]
at his side, while Scuttle [Chris] did actually disappear into the scrub
to the left of the track. Bear [Ian], moved his horse in front of the
Coultard’s wagon and focussed his attention to the damaged wagon ahead and its
surroundings. He was so high up that I’m sure he could see for hundreds of yards
in all directions. His gaze occasionally swung to the right and he frowned as
he tracked Ouzo along his “hidden” advance. Myrtl [Andrew] and I took
the rear and made sure nothing surprised us from behind or from the flanks.
Debbie [Stephen] was also there at the back of the team, gazing
distractedly up at the hills and quietly strumming her guitar. “Shut up already”
hissed Myrtle [Andrew].
We waited, but alas, nothing
happened. Everyone eventually came back and said it was safe to proceed,
although Ouzo [Darryl] thought he had seen some movement in the scrub
just beyond the broken wagon. Bear rolled his eyes at that.
Pretty soon thereafter Dexter [Jamie]
pointed out a small, wooded rise to the side of the track and suggested we make
camp there for the night. Which we did. And guess what mother? They wanted me
to take one of the watches during the night, even though I couldn’t see squat
in the darkness! Bear [Ian] said my hearing was pretty good for a puny wizard,
so I had to join one of the others during his watch. They paired me up with Tu
[Shane], who could see pretty well in the darkness due to his being an
elf.
Our group is a pretty good mix of
human and non-human so we are able to split into multiple watches of two people,
with at least one of whom can see well in the darkness.
Ouzo [Darryl] woke us all
up in the middle of his watch and said he had heard some noises and seen some
shadows in the trees and thought there were a group of creatures sneaking
around the camp site. The sneaky team with night vision (Myrtle [Andrew],
Scuttle [Chris], and Tu [Shane]) skulked off into the trees but
soon retuned with nothing to report. Bear [Ian] rolled his eyes again
and we all went back to sleep.
The morning (Airday) dawned, grey
and overcast again, and we broke camp and continued on.
Mrs Coultard said that given the
state of the track and the slow speed we were making, it was more than likely
that we wouldn’t arrive at the farm until sometime tomorrow at the earliest. Bear
[Ian] said that we would need to keep an eye out for goblins and other
night creatures since it was dark enough for them to be out during the day.
The track was getting rougher and
rougher, and we were going slower and slower as we manoeuvred the wagon over
and around obstacles. But nothing much happened that day, until later in the
afternoon when we were thinking that it might be time to find another
defensible spot to camp for the night. Dexter [Jamie] who was scouting
slightly ahead of the group popped up out of the scrub and told us that there was
what looked like two fresh bodies on the track ahead.
“Fresh, no flies yet” he said.
We crept forward to indeed find two bodies, one a large human male with small arrow wounds, half stripped, and the other a small humanoid figure with a strange reptilian shaped head.
Bear [Ian] rolled his eyes! Debbie [Stephen] gazed distractedly up at the clouds and strummed her guitar. “Um, what?” she said.
Dexter [Jamie] and Tu [Shane] found us a
defensible camp for the night while the rest of us buried the bodies. Myrtle [Andrew]
said a few words over the grave “Given your great Luck that we found you and were
able to bury you so soon, you must be protected by VINGT-ET-UN. May your
remains be protected from all harm and may your souls be at peace. Oh, but not
you, you Kobold filth!”
That night Ouzo [Darryl] once again heard noises
during his watch and alerted us to possible danger. We were all up and peering
out into the darkness when Bear [Ian] noticed that only one of the two Coultard
boys was sleeping under the wagon, the older one, Fletch, was missing.
Dexter [Jamie] and Tu [Shane] followed his
bare footprints out into the woods where they found signs of a scuffle next to
a shallow pit dug into the earth and a nearby pile of pooh wiping leaves.
“Kobold tracks, leading Battlewards” noted Dexter [Jamie].
“No’, said Tu [Shane], “Wolves, leading off Kilbward it looks like”. Bear
[Ian] rolled his eyes again. “Who’s Fletch?” said Debbie [Stephen]
as she brushed her hair and stared at her reflection in a small hand mirror.
“They’re scuttling off, over there” shouted Ouzo [Darryl]
from somewhere in the darkness.
“Me?” whispered Scuttle [Chris] from somewhere else nearby in the
darkness.
We humans stayed clustered around Mrs Coultard and young Morris
while those who could see in the darkness organised some form of defensive
perimeter around the camp.
Pretty soon we head another flurry of arrow fire and Tu [Shane]
started yelling “Take that you midget bastards, run like the cowards you really
are”. “They have fled” reported Ouzo [Darryl].
We quickly organised a scouting party consisting of all
those who could see in the dark, and move relatively quietly, who set off
Battlewards in quiet pursuit. The rest of us, including Myrtle [Andrew] who
needed to rest and recover her priestly spells, unloaded the wagon and waited
in the darkness until the scouts returned, or light. I [Jeff] recharged
mu spells and started this letter, Debbie [Stephen] brushed her hair
some more. “Where is everyone?” she asked, then went back to sleep.
The scouts returned and told us that they had tracked the Kobolds
up to a cliff face some distance up into the hills, and that they could see
smoke rising from over the top of the cliffs. As soon as it was light, we all
moved out and followed the trail towards the cliffs.
P.S. I’ve hastily scribbled this later section while the group are organising themselves for a massive frontal assault into the Kobold caves we discovered at the foot of the cliffs.
With Bear [Ian] and Tu [Shane] at the front, holding their large shields in front of them, we all cautiously entered the caves. The small entrance way quickly opened into a natural chamber with two exits deeper into the hillside. A small flurry of arrows thunked into the shields, with Tu [Shane] taking some minor wounds from splinters. The two continuing passages were very narrow, Bear [Ian] took the lead down the left passage, having to bend his knees and duck his head, and twist his shield so it would fit into the passage in front of him.As Bear [Ian] stepped out into the large chamber, a rain of arrows arched up from beyond the wall and fall all around him. Many missed or shattered on his shield, but a few struck him in the legs. “Ha” he laughed as we all pulled back into the narrow tunnel, “Pathetic small arrows”
Tu [Shane] reported that there had been the odd arrow fired from behind us also.
The two passages both led into the large river chamber.
“Lets just charge the buggers” yelled Bear.