Tuesday, October 19, 2021

Resolution

The group, Mezmer [Shane], Cooper [Ian], Miriam [ Jeff], Wonton [Darryl], Gazala [Richard] and Fleur [Steven] were stuck in the oasis with young Karima, the only tragic survivor of the doomed al-Hussain family.

Bernard [Jamie] on the stretcher, suddenly woke up. Dr Jacob and Mario collapsed, both marmalading.

There was an invisible barrier surrounding the rectangular compound that no one could pass, and they were trying to work out how to escape.

They all decided to search the entire place very thoroughly. The whole family, except Karima, were dead now, so it wasn't as if anyone was going to stop them.

Cooper went for a paddle inside the central tiled pool, which was filthy with sewerage and thick slime. He discovered, by touch, in the exact centre (the water was waist-deep here), that there was a raised pentagram shape, about the size of a car wheel.

In one of the cupboards, in the dilapidated bedroom, Wonton found an old crumpled piece of paper. It had some strange symbols on it, which looked like Egyptian hieroglyphs. Mezmer said they were  mythos symbols. With that in mind, Wonton was pretty sure that he knew how to voice the phonemes associated with each symbol. He held onto that for now.

Miriam found a rusty little kerosene stove, and she managed to get it running; there was plenty of petrol. So, she could boil the filthy pool water and at least get them all something potable to drink.

Mezmer attempts
a Sanctify
Wonton argued the case for Mezmer to cast to Sanctify on Karima, even though he knew it could kill her (it was not really designed for use on living souls), but this was resisted by the less evil among the group.

So, Wonton suggested that Karima should go and stand in the centre of the pool, on the pentagram. Karima was happy to comply. Nothing happened.

Then Mezmer tried a Sanctify on the snake head. No result.

Then a Sanctify was performed on the ram head. Again, no effect.

Then Mezmer went back and did the goat head again with another Sanctify. And that did nothing except make it glow again. Each use of this ritual takes an hour, so that used up most of the night.

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Morning arrived. 

Mezmer finally decided to do a Sanctify on Karima, even though this might kill her or him. She refused, so Cooper grabbed her and managed to hold her down. Then Mezmer did his little dance and did the ritual on her. Karima thrashed and bucked about, and Cooper needed help to hold her down; Gazala and Miriam helped.  When the hour had passed, and the ritual completed, she screamed and passed out, unconscious and bleeding from her nose and tear ducts.

But ... the barriers were still intact.

Karima was still breathing, so they waited. After an hour and a bit, she sat up, a bit miffed.

Wonton took out the scroll he had found during the night, and read the hieroglyphs pronouncing the phonemes as best he could. There was a brief silence, and then suddenly, all four heads exploded simultaneously.

Immediately, Karima stood up and ran out through the entrance archway.

The party made a half-arsed attempt to follow; the barrier was gone for them too. But as soon as Karima got a few paces outside, she turned into a smear, which rocketed skywards and vanished. 

They looked around. Already the sewerage in the centre of the pool was starting to clear. It looked like fresh water was coming in through the centre jets.

About an hour later, the streak in the sky returned, and a female figure descended with a clap of thunder. It was Karima, but she was now glowing and fiery. She told them that she was a jiniri, a female jinn, imprisoned in the oasis by the cursed heads. And that she would grant a boon, as a reward, to one of the group.

Karima
They decided randomly, and Mezmer was, appropriately, the benefactor.

He chose Mythos Invisibility, hoping to get what Umar had. 
She smiled, and taught him a little rhyme.

When all around intend me woe,
To shoot and stab and fight.
I pucker up my little mouth,
And vanish from their sight !

After she had gone, Mezmer tried the rhyme. It made him invisible, yes, but only him, not his clothes. It lasted as long as he concentrated, but no more than an hour.

Later that afternoon, Abdul (their driver) arrived with the truck. He had been rescued by a passing car, and managed to get to a diesel station.

They stayed the night in the oasis.
Légion Étrangère fort

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In the morning, the oasis pool was practically clear.

They continued on their original mission to the Légion Étrangère fort. This trip only took a few hours of driving. A dusty side road left the main road and headed to an adobe fort, in the middle of the wastes.

A Capitane le Beau greeted them. He assigned all the males in the party to the fort barracks, to share with the rest of the company soldiers (about 120).  Gazala, Miriam and Fleur, being the only women there, were given le Beau's office; quite the gentleman was he.

They did remember to ask about the Germans of the other night, but Le Beau reported that none of the night sentries reported seeing anything. The desert road headed south, so he guessed they continued down there. But he would make a report in the next set of dispatches. The telephone line here was knocked by the sandstorm.

That night, in the barracks, china-man Wonton, stood out like a sore thumb. He was groped and molested and harangued by the other soldiers, but he stood resolute and maintained his ground with a knife.
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Next morning.

Dr Jacob and Nurse Fleur were assigned to work in the infirmary.

The whole party did rifle, and pistol training. And that afternoon did sub-machine gun and grenade work.

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The next morning, two platoons of soldiers, including the party, were sent on a three-day hike into the desert.  They were commanded by Sous-Lieutenant Mâchoire, Adjudant-Chef Garnier, and Sergent-Chef Branleur.

 


Tuesday, October 12, 2021

The Oasis


Shoggoth
Mezmer [Shane], Gazala [Richard], Cooper [Ian], Jacob [Chris], Fleur [Steven], Mario [Kevin] were at the Tunis quarry, at the site of the large explosion (from the dynamite bunker) that had destroyed the creature tracking Mezmer's goluz medallion. Mezmer had been wearing the amulet long enough now that he suddenly knew the name of this creature. It was a shoggoth [this is a cursed word].

Bernard had been concussed by the blast and was consequently (and narratively) marmalading.

Back in their apartment, on the top floor of Calomnie de Tunis, the two marmaladers, Miriam [Jeff] and Wonton [Darryl], awoke with a start from their restless haunted sleeps. They sat up in their beds and looked around.
 
Back at the quarry, Inspector Heroux, eight gendarmes and a squad of twelve Légion Étrangère (French Foreign Legion) had arrived. He assessed the situation and then congratulated everyone with glowing praise. And then mentioned that the firearms training he had arranged for them would begin tomorrow.

"A truck will pick you up at your newspaper at 8am tomorrow morning," he said.

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The next morning, they bundled into the truck, suitably attired for desert action. Gazala and Fleur, the pretty ones, rode shotgun next to Abdul the Arab driver. Everyone else got the uncomfortable benches in the back of the truck under a canvas tarpaulin. There was a little connecting hatch between the driver's compartment and the back, so they could all chat to each other.

Not wanting to leave the marmalading Bernard back at the paper, they placed him on a stretcher and it rode on the floor between their feet.

The day was sunny and clear, and they headed out of Tunis towards the west. It was rich farmland at first as they travelled west. Then they turned south. It got drier and drier, and after three hours, they were travelling in the desert. The roads became less and less trafficked, and they ended up on a dusty shingle road.

Sandstorm
About noon, the driver pulled off the road and stopped the truck. There wasn't a breath of air, and it was completely quiet. He gestured forward. There was a ominous towering wave of brown roiling clouds which covered the whole horizon, creeping slowly towards them from the south, beautiful and dark. 

"Sand storm," he said in Arabic. "We can not drive in this."

Everyone got busy tying down the canvas extra tight and trying to block every little hole. Then they all secured themselves inside, and watched out through the windscreen, fascinated but nervous.

The storm hit like a hammer. The whole truck jolted on its suspension, and everyone got violently shaken about. The wind outside was literally screaming. Small streams of sand and grit made its way inside. 

The screaming and the shaking lasted for about half an hour, and then suddenly, as quick as it started, it was gone. And all was quiet and still outside. But the road was completely buried. 

"We must be careful to drive else we get bogged" said the driver. 

So, he sent out two on foot, Gazala and Cooper, with a pole each, so they could feel the road. He drove along slowly behind.

They didn't make much ground at this rate. Late afternoon, they passed a side road which headed to the right (west). Down this road, in the distance, there were a few white buildings and some trees.

They carried on until dark and then the truck pulled over, and they set a watch for the night.

About 1 am, they saw headlights down the road, from behind them. Three vehicles approached. Gazala was on watch with Miriam and Wonton. She snuck out into the darkness.

The convoy came close. It was a Mercedes car. Followed by two trucks. The commander of this convoy, flanked by some soldiers, came close. He spoke French but he had a strong German accent. He said the soldiers, a platoon (about 35), were Légion Étrangère but the party wasn't so sure. This convoy had used the tracks of the party's truck to navigate the sand-covered road.

Since the road ahead was not driveable, this convoy stopped just down the road from the party for the rest of the night.

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There was a strong wind during the rest of the night, and in the morning it had conveniently cleared the road. While the party was having breakfast, the other group left and drove off.

Abdul tried to start the truck. The engine turned over a few times. Then he stopped trying and pointed to the dash. The fuel gauge was on "E". He got out and checked. There was a neat hole drilled in the tank and all the diesel had drained away. 

"Surely you have spare jerry-can?" someone said.

"Uh yes," said Abdul, looking guilty. "We have two."

Sure enough, there were two 20L jerry-cans under the truck deck. They hauled them out and unscrewed them. Yes they were full. But not diesel; full of water.

They guessed that someone, possibly Abdul, had stolen the diesel; weeks ago, no doubt.

[Today is the day for the big drive. We must fill our jerry-cans. The sergeant says to fill them with diesel, but you can fill yours with water. And he will never know.]

They now had a big decision. They were a large group of nine plus Abdul.  They had maybe four hours of water in this heat, which could be stretched to 8. (The 40L of water in the diesel cans was tainted with traces of poisonous diesel. Dr Jacob deliberately tipped them out to avoid temptation.) This road only had one or two cars a day tops. So:
  • Pressing on to the fort on foot. Abdul guessed would take two days and nights of walking, so that option was right out. 
  • Heading back to the oasis on foot would take three hours. 
  • Alternatively they could risk waiting here (admittedly, in the shade of the truck) in the hope a vehicle would pass.
So, they left Abdul in the truck with half their water, and then all headed to the oasis, with Bernard (and his marmalade) on the stretcher. If Abdul got some help, he could head back and collect them.

They could see the oasis in the distance, and the ground wasn't too difficult, so they went direct, hoping it would shave some time off. In the end it did take three hours.

Date palm
As they approached the oasis, they saw it in its grandeur. It was a beautiful walled compound, 30 paces by 50, with an arched gateway entrance, many fruit trees around a large central tiled pool, and a pretty rock feature with water running down. All the walls were bright and white-washed.

There were goats and chickens running around. The nearby desert had been irrigated and grew olives, date palms and grass.

"Welcome welcome to my humble home. I am Afar al-Hussain," said a bearded man in white robes. 

They were welcomed inside by him, his wife Fatima, and three daughters (Safiya, Naseeba, and Karima), and served delicious drinks and food (no alcohol, of course).  The family rarely got visitors, so they were treated royally.

Afar had petrol here, but, sadly, no diesel. 

But he did have a son called Amer who had a car, a brand new Citroen Type A. He was in Tunis today, but he would be back this afternoon. So, they were all very welcome to stay here until then, and Amer could drive them anywhere they wished to go. 

Sure enough, just before dark, a red Citroen arrived and the son got out. The father spoke to the boy who went off to refuel the car. It was noticed that Amer walked very jerkily, like suffering cerebral palsy. Gazala thought he moved like a marionette puppet on strings.

Citroen Type A
The Citroen Type A only holds five. Amer drove. Mario, Mezmer, Miriam and Fleur sat inside. Bernard, on stretcher, was strapped long-ways to the roof. And Gazala, Wonton, Cooper and Jacob stood on the running boards. By the time this delicate loading had been completed, the sun had set. 

With all this added weight, the poor 18hp car drove very low on its suspension.  Amer drove slowly out the arched gate, careful not to shake off the outside passengers. It was a good thing he did.

Suddenly, Mario was dragged up out of his seat and pushed over into the back seat onto the surprised Mezmer, Miriam and Fleur's laps. They only had enough time to shriek before they, too, were all then pushed up the back seat and forcible squashed into the rear window compartment against the glass. They were all yelling and screaming, so Amer managed to slam on the car brakes at this point. Of those outside, Gazala and Cooper were at the front of the running board, they were pushed off backwards. Bernard, on the stretcher, was pushed off the back of the car. 

Amer carefully reversed back through the gateway. Mario & Co untangled themselves, and climbed out of the car. They picked up Bernard and put him safely to one side.

It seemed that there was an invisible barrier across the gateway. The barrier didn't affect the car, so Mario was pushed into the back-seat because the car was moving through the barrier. And the three in the back were likewise affected. They dreaded to think what would have happened had Amer not stopped. The barrier didn't affect Amer.

"Welcome welcome to my humble home. I am Afar al-Hussain," said a bearded man in white robes. 

Afar didn't recognize them. It was as if they never met.

"Oh! You are injured," he said. They were cut and bruised from their close shave. "Come come, we tend you."

Wonton frowned, and pushed against the invisible barrier. It felt like solid rubber

"Welcome welcome to my humble home. I am Afar al-Hussain," said a bearded man in white robes. "Oh! You are inj..."

Cooper pushed on it.

"Welcome welcome to my humble home. I am Afar al-Hussain," said a bearded man in white robes. "Oh! You are injured. Come come, we tend you."

It seemed every time they pushed the barrier, the place would "reset". No object or person or animal would actually change positions, just that the occupants' minds would reset, and they would forget everything that happened.

Bronze Goat Head
The barrier extended above the compound wall and followed the wall its entire length. There was a similar barrier on the other three walls of the compound square. So, it seemed the party was trapped.

Further investigation revealed a bronze goat head on top of the archway facing inwards. Mezmer cast a Detect Mythos and they were surrounded in mythos. No surprises there.

The archway entrance was on the east wall. On the west wall, mid wall, was a bronze snake head. On the north wall was a stone jackal head, and on the south a stone ram's head. All the heads faced inwards.

Mezmer tried a Sanctify ceremony targeting the goat head. After the hour, this only caused the goat head to shine, like a beacon, but from the back of it. The bright light only shone outward.

Mezmer noticed that, during the Sanctify, he briefly saw the pool turn dark and foul and the building walls drab. Just a short flash; he blinked and it was gone.

Hearing this, Cooper went for a swim in the pool, fully immersed underwater. When he lifted his head out of the water he recoiled in horror. He was swimming in sewage, and the compound and buildings were no longer pristine white and clean, but were instead dull weathered grey and dilapidated. The fountains that the party had used to fill their canteens and water bottles were dribbling green slime. And this filth was in their containers too. The family looked okay, except for Amer, who looked rather pale, skeletal and he was missing a jaw ... and both his arms. No-one else in the group could see any of this. No-one else was brave enough to swim - or they didn't believe Cooper.

Cooper found that if he then bounced off the barrier, the "reset" would reset the pool and the buildings too, back to clean water and newly white-washed buildings.

The Afar and his family retired for the night.

The party stayed up and kept experimenting and trying various things with the wall barriers and the pool. 

Mezmer performed a Sanctify on the central pool itself. Half way through the Sanctify's hour, the water started to bubble and then boil, and then became a rolling boil (yes, it was hot too). After the ceremony's hour, the boiling suddenly stopped and the whole thing turned to sludge (now, it was cool again). But the whole group could see the wasted effect now: the ruined buildings and dead trees and all.

Outside the arched gate, and down the road a short distance, Amer's car appeared. But it was old and rusted. It was on its side, and the back window was smashed out.

They rushed into Afar and his wife's bedroom. It was now a decrepit room with rotting furnishings and filled with decay and filth. The two were sleeping, in rags, on a pile of broken bricks under frayed sheets. They woke Afar up, and he looked around, eyes wide in terror, horror and despair.

"Who are you? What happened?" he cried, sobbing. "What have you done?! Was this you?"

Wailing, poor Afar stumbled outside. He got a few steps across the yard towards the gate when one of his legs just stopped. He tripped and collapsed, crawled a bit, then fell face forward, and died before their eyes. And then they watched in horror as his body wasted away, as if aging in rapid time, rotting quickly, down to a skeleton.

His wife Fatima arrived about then. She screamed a howl of anguish, and stumbled over to his body. But she, too, collapsed, and died before their eyes.

Next followed the two elder daughters, Safiya and Naseeba. They, too, suffered a similar fate, and died next to the parents. But Karima, the youngest daughter calmly walked over to the group. She was no longer seven years old, as before. She was now a woman, 18 or 19.

She seemed to take everything in with eyes too wise for her age. She calmly and sadly said in Arabic "Twelve years ago, the farm was failing and the oasis was drying up. A lady traveller visited one night who claimed she could do magic. Dad called her a jiniri. A bargain was agreed. In exchange for making the oasis fruitful, my father had to give me to the jiniri as payment after one year and one day. Dad naively accepted not believing it would happen. But, sure enough, the water came back, and the oasis flourished, rich and beautiful. Then we started to get worried as the time ran out."

"My father sought help from those in the know in Tunis, and they instructed him to placed the blessed animal heads on the four walls to ward the jiniri, but I do not think that it worked. On the very night that the deal expired, Amer was leaving in his brand new car. That barrier suddenly came up, and he died when he drove through it.  He was crushed and minced because his body was forced back through the car's back window. The car crashed and burned down the road a bit."

"We are all trapped by the barriers. We live our lives in a short loop which begins each day, unless the barrier is touched. I am trapped in the young body, but now 11 years older. But I do not reset - I think because I was the payment."

Gazala bounced off the barrier. There was no reset this time.
Stone Ram Head

"Your magic has stopped the loop, maybe?"

As Karima watched them, they tried to smash the stone ram head. There were a good set of tools at the oasis, even if a little rusty, so they got hammers and crowbars. But the stone was strong, and the tools made no impact even when wielded by the muscled Cooper. He did notice that the bangs sounded metallic (rather than metal on stone).

The group could unbolt the animal heads and prise them off, but they could not rotate them, nor move them outwards. They dug a hole in the ground at the base of the wall by the ram head. Then they put wood (from the ruined building frames) in the hole and ignited it with petrol to get a nice hot base of charcoal. They took the ram head off the wall, and dropped it in the pit, then got it glowing hot. Then Cooper tried shooting it. And banging it with the hammers. But even that didn't mark it.







Tuesday, October 5, 2021

At the Quarry

It was late afternoon. Umar was dead. And he had been taken to the morgue.

Mezmer [Shane], Gazala [Richard] and Cooper [Ian] were at the Saint Croix church. Miriam and Wonton were with them, but they both collapsed, marmalading. 

The two medics, Jacob [Chris] and Fleur [Steven], went off to the Hôpital Militaire hospital to check on the progress of the autopsy of Toulouse and Umar. They also wanted to check that Umar was disposed of safely. 

Most of the pieces of Toulouse had been recovered. He had basically been physically ripped to pieces, and the largest piece was his head. There were suction cup marks, as if from a large tentacle, on his skin on several bits.

Umar had been killed by gunfire (a la Wonton). His body was in the morgue fridge. There was nothing unusual about it.

Mezmer went to the Bibliotheque Nationale de Tunisie library and did some research on Umar's medallion. He lucked out and identified it as a Goluz. This was an occult item used to help control a summoned demon. The blood it contained had to match the type of the summoned demon. The treatise he found was rather scathing of the efficacy.

The party returned to the Calomnie de Tunis building, and to their apartment for the night. Inspector Heroux had assigned two armed gendarmes in the street, in case the "bear" returned.

They tucked up the two marmaladers, Wonton and Miriam, in the bunkroom of their apartment.

As they were dozing off to sleep, the normal Tunis night-time electricity brown-out started around 10pm, and the rooftop generator switched on as normal ... and purred quietly as it powered the building and the printing presses below.

Cooper jerked wide awake. "Quiet?! Since when is that generator quiet?!"

He got up, and woke every one. They all crept out into the warm autumn night air armed with torches, and poked around the generator and diesel engine. Under the rain cover it was coated in slime. The slime had worked its way into the main bearing on the drive-shaft between the diesel engine and the generator, and it was running beautifully smooth and quiet.

Cooper investigated closer. There was something flapping around next to the shaft. He pulled it out. It was a dried husk of a tentacle as if from a giant octopus, suckers and all.

Mezmer retrieved the Goluz medallion from his bag and gingerly put it around his neck. The back of his neck prickled, and the backs of the necks of all those near. Then, suddenly, there was a roar from the cemetery across the road. A roar like an angry bear or lion.

They all rushed downstairs and out onto the road. The two gendarmes had heard the roar too, and they had their rifles out, and were walking around white-faced.

Cooper ducked down the side alley next to the building, Rue de Chekli, and lay down with his (stolen) rifle out.

The rest of the group hurried down the road to the Citroen, and bundled into it. Mario took the wheel with Mezmer (still wearing the Goluz) in the passenger seat. In the back squashed in Fleur, Gazala and Jacob. Bernard perched on the running board.

There was something large moving in the cemetery across the road. It was moving in the direction of the Citroen. There were no lights in the cemetery, and the street lights were off during the brown-out, so there wasn't much light. But he took a shot anyway. This got the gendarmes firing too. The creature was roaring.

Mario drove as fast as he dared in the darkened Tunis streets. Mezmer shouted directions. Bernard, on the running board, was scanning behind, and he could see this large shape following them, like a large canvas bag, the size of a truck, or an elephant, glistening like wet leather. It didn't have any legs and sort of slithered. But it wasn't slow by any means, and there was no question that it was following them; presumably the Goluz.

They got out of the central city, and the roads became straighter. Here Mario could go faster, and thus stop the creature from gaining.

They decided to head to the quarry. This was an hour's trip out of town. The roads were straight enough that Mario could keep the creature at a safe distance. Bernard kept a weather-eye out behind and shouted to the others.

When they reached the quarry, it had changed since three nights ago when they were last here. Concrete blocks and large rocks had been deliberately placed to block the road, a good hundred metres from the gate. They assumed that this was in response to their break-in. So, they left the car and hurried to the quarry gates on foot.

There were active guards around, who challenged them immediately. The guards were all armed now, because "Quelqu’un a volé notre dynamite il y a trois nuits" (some dynamite was stolen three nights ago).  But with a bit of fast-talking and dropping the right names (that is: Inspector Heroux) they managed to convince that guards that the party was on the same team as the guards, and ... that there was a large group of "dangerous insurgents" following.

"Les dangereux insurgés se cachent dans une tente," said Bernard. "La tente est comme une armure portative." (The insurgents are all hiding in a tent; like portable armour.)

The quarry guard station had a telephone, so the head guard was happy to telephone the police, quoted Heroux's name and said that there was an imminent heavily-armed attack on the quarry. The gendarmes and soldiers would be a good hour away, but at least help would come eventually.

The guards lent Mario and Mezmer a rifle each. Everyone took positions around the gate.

Fleur and Jacob set up an infirmary near the guard-house.

There was a loud angry roar in the distance. The guards nervously fingered their guns: "Insurgents in an armoured tent, huh?"

The shape approached the gate. All the guards fired. So did Mario. The shape bellowed, like a tiger, a bear or a lion. Now that the creature was closer, even in the poor light, everyone could see the glistening waving tentacles, multiple eyes, mouths. Half the guards screamed hysterically and ran away. The other half just fired and fired and fired their rifles, and then just kept pulling their triggers even after all the ammo was gone. Mario bravely stayed put and fired too.

But the thing wasn't interested in the guards, it broke straight through the wire-netting border fence, and headed towards Mezmer. Mezmer wasn't exactly sure what to do, so, with rising bile, bravely stood his ground and held on tightly to the Goluz. He formed strong commanding thoughts in his mind "go to the shed. Go to the shed. Go to the shed." The shed being the explosives bunker.

The glistening sack of flesh  paused, then, miracle of miracles headed to the bunker. It went straight through the armoured door, smashing it, and took out half the wall as well.

Gazala and Bernard each had a stick of dynamite with a short fuse to a detonator. As per plan, they lit their fuses and hurled the sticks in through the broken door behind the creature. Bernard's fell short, but Gazala's one tumbled inside, straight and true. They both ducked.
Dynamite

There was a mighty explosion as half of a tonne of dynamite exploded. The concrete block bunker was utterly destroyed and all that there was left was a five metre smoking crater. All around, it rained down pieces of concrete, wood, corrugated iron, and pieces of flesh, tentacles, and skin.

Bernard was caught in the blast and flattened [to -3]. Mario was over by the gate, but the concussive blast caught him too. Gazala was flung like a ragdoll backwards, but she was still up, ears ringing. She limped over to the fallen Bernard, staunched his bleeding and saved his life.

Mezmer made a bonfire out of the wooden pieces of the hut, and the rest of the group, and the guards who were brave enough gathered up the pieces of flesh and burned them.

When the gendarmes arrived, there we no traces left  the creature.

Several of the guards were gibbering wrecks. The braver ones just talked about insurgents and terrorists. That was the narrative that the party encouraged: a bunch of terrorists hiding under an armoured tent. It didn't explain the slime, mais l’histoire était assez bonne pour les gendarmes.